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dicksquadd:

THIS IS SO CUTE

(via holynipples)

littleblackmaps:

i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class

(via clotpoleee)

hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

(Source: hausofrave, via mantaaray)

gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Source: furtherdowntheriver, via lsdzeppelin)

hotwinger:

Every member of The Wiggles has had sex, probably.

(via hotwinger)

iampox:

Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

(via mantaaray)

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